Millionaire Blues

I recently paid a visit to a Millionaire's house , and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made to Me :

Question : " What would You like to have.....Fruit juice , Soda , tea , Chocolate , Milo , or Coffee ?? "
Answer : " Tea , please . "
Question : " Ceylon tea , Herbal tea , Bush tea , Honey Bush tea , Ice tea , Green tea ?? "
Answer : " Ceylon tea . "
Question : " How would You like it ?? Black or White ?? "
Answer : " White . "
Question : " Milk , Whitener or Condensed Milk ?? "
Answer : " With milk . "
Question : " Goat milk , Camel milk or Cow milk ?? "
Answer : " With cow milk , please . "
Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow ?? "
Answer : " Uhmm ?? I will take it black . "
Question : " Would You like it with Sweetener , Sugar or Honey ?? "
Answer : " With sugar . "
Question : " Beet sugar or Cane sugar ?? "
Answer : " Cane sugar . "
Question : " White , Brown or Yellow sugar ?? "
Answer : " Arrgh !! Forget about the tea , just give Me a glass of water instead . "
Question : " Mineral or Plain water ?? "
Answer : " Mineral water . "
Question : " Flavoured or Non-flavoured ?? "
Answer : " Gee !! I give up . Just forget about everything . "