Friday, September 18, 2009

Millionaire Blues

I recently paid a visit to a Millionaire's house , and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made to Me :

Question : " What would You like to have.....Fruit juice , Soda , tea , Chocolate , Milo , or Coffee ?? "
Answer : " Tea , please . "
Question : " Ceylon tea , Herbal tea , Bush tea , Honey Bush tea , Ice tea , Green tea ?? "
Answer : " Ceylon tea . "
Question : " How would You like it ?? Black or White ?? "
Answer : " White . "
Question : " Milk , Whitener or Condensed Milk ?? "
Answer : " With milk . "
Question : " Goat milk , Camel milk or Cow milk ?? "
Answer : " With cow milk , please . "
Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow ?? "
Answer : " Uhmm ?? I will take it black . "
Question : " Would You like it with Sweetener , Sugar or Honey ?? "
Answer : " With sugar . "
Question : " Beet sugar or Cane sugar ?? "
Answer : " Cane sugar . "
Question : " White , Brown or Yellow sugar ?? "
Answer : " Arrgh !! Forget about the tea , just give Me a glass of water instead . "
Question : " Mineral or Plain water ?? "
Answer : " Mineral water . "
Question : " Flavoured or Non-flavoured ?? "
Answer : " Gee !! I give up . Just forget about everything . "

Thursday, September 17, 2009

MULTIcultural MALAYSIA

Kring.....
Wake up everyone
It's already morning
Hey , today is Hari Raya Day !!

Come on , wear Your " Baju Kurung ",
not to forget Your " Tudung ",
bring out the " Rendang "'
and where's the " Lemang " ??

wait for Your guest

and carry that tray
Kids !! Watch out where You play
because You can make that tray
fly itself away


Oh , lights everywhere !!
what happened here ??
was there a fire ??

that's Deepavali
They have " Tosai " and " Chapati "
" Amble " and " Pomble "
wearing " Dhoti " and " Sari "
" Qoil Ke Pore " the say " Patty "


Gong Xi Ni !! Gong Xi Ni !!
" Lai La , Cho Tai Sin "
" Lei Hou Leng "
how's My " Cheongsam " ??
that's expensive I guess
yup !! and here I am
gather up everyone !!
at the round table in front
Girls carry the food out !!
chopsticks , spoons , and also soup
Kids are waiting for " Popo's ang bao "
while guests are serve with " limau "


Let Us !!
the Young generation
be proud of this country
and it's multicultural harmony
LOVE You MALAYSIA
Salam 1 MALAYSIA !!
hehe =p

FAILure

Failure doesnt mean You've to give up,
It means You should try harder.

Failure doesnt mean You're failure,
It means You havent succeeded yet.

Failure doesnt mean You havent accomplished something,
It means You have learnt something.

Failure doesnt mean You've been a fool,
It means You have a lot of faith.

Failure doesnt mean You've been disgraced,
It means You were willing to try.

Failuredoesnt mean You dont have it,
It means You have to do something in a different way.

Failure doesnt mean You're inferior,
It means You're not perfect.

Failure doesnt mean You've waste Your time,
It means You have a reason to start fresh.

Failure doesnt mean You'll never make it,
It means it will take a little longer.

Failure doesnt mean GOD has abandoned You,
It means he has a better way.

I . F [ o n e ] D . A . Y

If one day You feel like crying , call Me
I do not promise that I will make You laugh
but I can cry with You.
If one day You feel like running away
don't be afraid to call Me
I wont promise to ask You to stop
but I might run with You.
If one day You call , and there is no answer
Hurry , come and look for Me
perhaps , I may not be around anymore.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

P i n k O f H e a l t h

He*
My Eternal Lover..

He*
My Hero..

He*
My Everything..

* I love U Atuk *

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Far but Near

Kuala Ketil,Kedah

1st Ramadhan at My Friend house, Ina..
It was so nice and calm to stay there far from busiest day of my life..
hehe~busy ?? Me ?? so funny..
first tyme when we ( Ina , Far and Me ) arrived,we are late..all dark-dark..cant see a thing..

Friday, August 7, 2009

bla..bla..bla..

PLEASE hug ME
2day, met My BFF at JJ..
miss her sow much~
hear juiciest gossip from her..
talk,talk,talk..

then went to Romp..
wanna buy black skinny slack..
what ??
only MYR 39.90
MUST grab grab grab..

2molo,plan wanna buy high heels..
hehe~Me N High heels ??
fuh..sure lyke tiang 1~

back home but My BSF wasnt here..
haiz~no meaning back home liao lo..
but I can peluk-cium My Parents N My Brothers..
except u lo..

when u back home..i cant back home..
when i back home..u cant back home..
how come a ??
haiz..sot sot liao~

but diz 13 can meet u..
come visit me at Kedah..
hooray~
cant wait to hug ur tummy!!
kih kih kih..
dun mad at me oh~=p

Me Noe Dat U Dont Need Me


no need to search for it..
it will comes to you naturally without you expected..
times might lead you..
you just have to wait patiently and see clearly with your open heart..
that is what shes keep telling me..
okay, i will listen to her..

two minutes later,
i start to realise that i dont need it..
i keep whisper to Bearbear continuously..
but my heart hurts even deeper..
my heart cry loudly and tears start to fall..

Thursday, August 6, 2009

only . I . know


sweet and bitter..
i have to be strong though it is tiring and need a very high patient..
sometimes we kinda lost in the middle of the world..
jump into another group of missing and lack of moral communication..
argue to fight for the rights..
make a big gap between right and wrong..

different languages and different countries..
making bias action..
arrogant is our pride..
show off is our personality..
talking crap is our behaviour..

shut your mouth and put your face away..
stupid judgement and bad breath mouth wont make u respected person among us..
steping on your face is the best way to hide your shameful attitude..
haizzzzzzzzzzzzz....

* blasting balloon * fuh.. I am okies~

My Memory


My memory..
I remember everything..
I can see even a little thing..
When I close My eyes..

You are far away..
Somewhere that I cant reach..
I didnt say that I love You..
or I will wait for You..

I really didnt imagine..
meeting You again..
I still love You ,
I confess to You now..
I wanna love You forever..
If it is not late..
Forever with Me..
Eventhough ,
My heart lived without You for a long time..
You still were in My heart..